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Ugly Christmas Sweater Power Rankings

It seems like each Christmas, the sweaters get uglier and uglier... and we love it! Promocodewatch fully endorses your yearly ugly sweater party and we hope that you continue to work towards getting more hideous every year. This year, we've ranked out some of the very ugliest of the ugly sweaters we found for the upcoming holidays.

Promocodewatch Top 15 Ugly Sweater Power Rankings

One for the lads, this ugly sweater will allow the little ones to act like their favorite holiday gift bearer. Get the milk and cookies ready! We only recommend this ugly sweater for those on the Nice List. Use Target promo codes to save on this ugly sweater.

#14 Humping Reindeer Ugly Sweater

For our ladies looking to ugly up their look for the holidays, go with the reindeer humping ugly sweater. We recommend taking a shower after wearing.

#13 Blue Balls Sweater

It's lewd, it's crude and it is absolutely a terrible ugly sweater. Wear it around grandma for shock value or wear it to an ugly sweater party with friends and use it as a pickup. We don't necessarily think either are really good ideas, but hey, it's your holiday! Get the blue balls ugly sweater this year and be that guy.

#12 Yeti to Party Sweater

The holidays are all about getting as smashed as possible with the family you only see once a year. But not everyone can participate in the first activity. Young lads who want to have fun and be ugly this holiday should check out the Yeti to Party ugly sweater. It's perfect for those little guys who are almost just ready...

#11 Multicolor (Hideous) Ugly Christmas Pullover

Ughhh, what is that thing? Seriously, this ugly sweater is so disgusting I cleared my internet browsing history after I wrote this. Featuring a fat red blob that we think is supposed to be Santa, this white sweater will more than likely not make it past dinner. And why not? The easy stains you pick up will help make this one even uglier.

#10 Ugly Carlton Sweater

Remember the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Of course you do, it's a classic! This Carlton themed ugly sweater is perfect for our fans of the 90s. Get your best Carlton dance ready and be ugly in this one for the holiday! Find an Amazon promo code to help you save on ugly sweaters this year!

#9 Party Jesus Ugly Sweater

"Do you even party, bro?" Jesus asked his disciples. The truth is, Jesus was probably the ultimate partier. He turned water into wine, people! Support the party Jesus we all love this holiday with the Jesus is the Life of the Party ugly sweater. Your mom will love it.

#8 2-Person Ugly Sweater

Why be ugly alone when you can trap one of your friends into being half of your ugly holiday mutant look? This 2-person women's sweater is big, red, ugly and has two neck holes and enough room for you and a friend. Now, going to the bathroom...

#7 Gift Wrap Ugly Sweater

If you think you're the life of the party, a real gift to humanity, then the gift wrap ugly sweater is just for you. Featuring an ugly gold bow and red and green fabric, you'll be lucky if they even let you into the party with this one.

#6 Beer Pong Sweater

Whether you're in college or just immature, the beer pong ugly sweater is sure to tickle your fancy. Featuring a Christmas Tree of beer pong, you'll have friends and family pelting you with ping pong balls all night. It's up to you whether or not you pre-fill the cups but we always suggest taking things as far as possible. Tipsy Elves coupons make this ugly sweater affordable!

#5 Jolly Jester Sweater Dress

Grossss! If you have a girlfriend and she shows up in this ugly sweater, it might be time to rethink your relationship. The furthest thing from fashionable, this Jolly Jester ugly sweater dress is a surefire way to make sure no guys hit on you. At all. Maybe ever.

#4 Pizza Cat Laser Beam Ugly Sweater

This one is just barely holiday themed, but the artist nailed it with the little Santa Claus hats. If you love cats, pizza and laser beams, then we think we have just the ugly sweater for you. Explode onto the scene this holiday with one of the ugliest cat sweaters around.

#3 Flashing Santa Ugly Sweater

Put it back in your pants, Santa! This ugly sweater, featuring Santa flashing off his jingle balls, will definitely draw you some attention at the office holiday party. Just don't get too carried away and think it's a good idea to mimic him!

#2 Kylo Ren Very Ugly Sweater

Let's face it, last years Star Wars: The Force Awakens left a lot to be desired. From recycled plots (it was pretty much the same plot as A New Hope!) to over reliance on special effects, it failed for many to live up to the hype. And worst of all, the main villain Kylo Ren is the ultimate wuss! For this years holiday, rock the Kylo Ren sweater and prove to your friends that you're not afraid to take it too far. This sweater available at Ugly Christmas Sweater. Ugly Christmas Sweater coupons help save you cash!

#1 Donald Trump YUGE Sweater

Regardless of how you voted this year, this sweater is U-G-L-Y. Featuring President-Elect Donald Trump and one of his favorite catchphrases, "It's gunna be yuge!" this holiday sweater will surely turn heads. Just hope you don't get yours knocked off! Make the holidays great again with the Donald Trump ugly sweater.

Eric Green

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